Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Jesus Jonesing

Apparently, Ashley Smith gave alleged courthouse killer Brian Nichols a little more than a dose of the good book while he held her hostage in suburban Atlanta in March. Nichols asked for some weed, but all Smith had was crystal meth. You know, because Jesus loves him some meth. Being ever the good christian, Smith admits in her new book that she didn't use meth with Nichols saying, "I was not going to die tonight and stand before God, having done a bunch of ice up my nose."

Packing ice up the nose is what I believe good christians only do on nights they don't expect to die.

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