The First Annual National Donald H. Rumsfeld Celebratory Commemorative Fluff The Fuck-Up Memorial Remembrance Parade And Dedicatory Jamboree Observance takes place on Sunday. Participation is limited to those who register with the Pentagon by 4:30 today. Every single US National Parks employee will be used to, as is long standing Rumsfeld tradition, keep it "sterile." They will erect a four foot snow fence along the parade route to keep lesser citizens off the parade grounds.
I'm guessing all the National Monuments normally staffed by the US Parks department will be closed. So, If you want to visit the Washington Monument you'd better pick a day besides The First Annual National Donald H. Rumsfeld Celebratory Commemorative Fluff The Fuck-Up Memorial Remembrance Parade And Dedicatory Jamboree Observance Day.
After the Jamboree, participants will be allowed to hunt displaced hurricane Katrina victims for sport.
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