Yet More Proof

As if there wasn't enough proof already, and there is, I found another example of why Flying Spaghetti Monsterism should be taught in Kansas schools. Their math students need to be taught the two alternative versions of roundness. Otherwise, how will they ever properly be able to make or measure circles, spheres, and cylinders.

See, here's the deal, "scientists" say that pi (why would the symbol for pi not be available in every font?) is equal to 3.14159265358979. Dopes. Apparently, they used some sort of "measuring devices" to hypothesize the value of pi.

The Bible tells us otherwise in 1 Kings 7:23

7:23 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

So the bible says that pi is equal to three. Dopes. Apparently, they read some old "book" to hypothesize the value of pi.

Finally, we Pastafarians know that the value of pi is 14. It just is, trust us. You see, every time you perform a "calculation" on your "calculator" or "computer" His Noodly Appendage simply reaches out to change the results to 3.14159265358979. Like the Matrix, some are not yet ready to learn the truth.

All praises be to Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen.