Phlips Grits

I am no longer a bitch to Bob Taft's sin tax on cigarettes and to big tobbaco's donations to republicans. Did I quit smoking? Nope. I just opted out of the system. I bought a cigarette making machine and am now making my own smokes. These aren't those crappy roll your own smokes either, they're filtered. I make them at about $1 a pack and it takes me roughly an hour to make a carton. Still tinkering with the blend.

Here's the weird thing though, I smoke a lot less of them than I did Marlboro Lights even though I'm smoking a lighter blend of tobacco. Jesus, what chemicals do they put in Marlboros.