Pat Robertson

Since Pat Robertson has called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez. I decided to dig up some info on him. I managed to pick up a double secret copy of the Bible, Pat Robertson version © 2005. Here is a list of the Ten Commandments, Pat Robertson style.

1. Thou shalt not have alternative energies before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any checks to Falwell, 700 Clubs ain't cheap.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of George Bush thy God in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, keep it holy, keep it real, keep it real holy n' shit.
5. Thou shalt fear sharks. Sharks, bitches, sharks.
6. Thou shalt not kill those who don't possess your oil.
7. Thou shalt not committ adultery with one's White House intern, other bitches OK.
8. Thou shalt not steal from the top 2% of wage earners. (U.S. only)
9. Thou shalt fleece old women to fuel a right wing television network.
10. Thou shalt not covet Dear Leader's daughters, either Jenna or Fat Jenna. Well, especially Fat Jenna.

Just thought you might want a look into Robertson's mind.