Friday, July 08, 2005

Why do Tornadoes Hate Hillbillies?

Perhaps we have been wrong all along to think that tornadoes are attracted to trailer parks. I beginning to think that they instead simply hate hillbillies. Want proof? A tornado spawned from tropical storm Cindy destroyed the Atlanta Motor Speedway Wednesday night causing $25 - $40 million dollars worth of damage.

The National Weather Service says that the bowl shape of the speedway actually helped the tornado form. That seems kind of silly to me, but what the hell do I know about tornadoes.

No hillbillies were harmed at the track and racin' is expected to resume in time to allow them to be gouged by the Pro Bass Shops MBNA 500 on October 30.

Funny spellcheck item. Blogger offered to replace hillbillies with helplessness.

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