It's said that the only two things that are certain in life are death and taxes. Well, if 5650 of the top 2% of incomes in this country paid no taxes in 2002, the death/tax continuum must be broken. Ergo, I should be able to live forever.
Seriously, on top of that,162,000 (6.5%)members of the top 2% of earners paid less than 15% in taxes. That's fucked up. I paid a higher percentage than that and I have an accountant that's a fucking shark.
It will suck to watch all of my friends die, but fuck it, I'm gonna live forever.