Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Miller Holds, Cooper Folds

Matthew Cooper decided today that he will testify before a grand jury after his source sent him "in somewhat dramatic fashion" a release allowing Cooper to identify him. What the hell does "in somewhat dramatic fashion" mean?

Was it smoke signals? A plane pulling a banner? The Goodyear Blimp? The Jumbotron at RFK? A Monte Python arrow with a note? A Gorillagram?

Use the comments below to tell me about how you send a message in somewhat dramatic fashion.


julie said...

Start or end with a spit take?
(Sorry Kelly if I beat you with this one.)

Jeff said...

Two words: "fruit basket". Unless, of course, that is one word then: "fruitbasket". No it's two words -- I'm going with that.