Thursday, July 21, 2005

Coming Soon To A Riot Near You

The Army plans to put into service next year a weapon called the Sheriff. It is a 95 gigahertz directional microwave that cooks whoever it is aimed at. It supposedly causes unbearable pain within five seconds. Longer exposure causes, well, you get the idea.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How long until they unleash these horrible weapons on anyone who disagrees with their policies?