Thursday, May 12, 2005

The Security President

Yesterday, as the terror threat level eventually went to red at the White House sending people scurrying like rats into the street, George Bush rode his bicycle. He was clueless to the fact that a plane was dangerously close to the White House. This is in accordance with White House protocols set up after 9/11. What the fuck? The protocols that cover terrorist attacks don't include bothering the President. That plane was close to getting shot down. Who the fuck was going to make that call?

Then again, perhaps it is a good idea to have that dumbass out of the loop on these things. We all saw in Farenheit 911 that people with much faster decision making ability need to be making the call. Who knows how the dipshit in chief would have handled this situation. I'm guessing he would have got off of his bike and fucked a goat.

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