Tuesday, May 31, 2005

And While The Other Kids Were Busy Accepting Reality, Dick Did Not

OK, Mr. Cheney, its time to go to a rest home. You see, the completely insane shit you said over the weekend proves that it is time. You have a disease called senility. It happens to a lot of our older citizens, but a lot of our older citizens don't happen to run the country. Be sure to eat all of your strained vegetables, take your pills when they tell you to, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Seriously, what the fuck is this guy talking about. On Sunday, he said that he was offended by the accusations from Amnesty International of abuse at Gitmo. Really, offended? Umm, it is pretty much documented that it happened. Even one of your biggest shills, Thomas Friedman, had a column in the New York Times last week calling for that internment camp to be shut down. There are memos floating around about the fact that DOD pukes planned on framing the FBI for the abuse. I've yet to figure out how that helps out the level of cooperation between enforcement agencies needed to stop terrorism.

Then, yesterday, you said that we would win the Iraq war before Bush left office. Where exactly do you come up with that assessment? It is certainly not from anyone who actually understands what the fuck is going on there. They all pretty much predict a ten year minimum commitment by US troops to establish stability. You see, when we toppled their government, we opened up a can of worms.

We simply destabilize the country. Without the proper number of troops to provide law and order, a civil war broke out. A very, very complex civil war with religious, tribal, and clan loyalties involved. And remember, the winner will be sitting on trillions of dollars worth of oil. That provides a lot of incentive to win. Conversely, our soldiers are fighting for pennies and just want to get home.

Oh, and on your way to the home, could you take that doddering old fool Rumsfeld with you?

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