A Benton Harbor, MI school superintendent is thinking of the children. There is an evil presence at the middle school. Oh, my God, Is it drugs? Its gotta be drugs, right? No, this particular evil is far more insidious than drugs. Well, then it has got to be teen pregnancy. Oh no, our children are fucking without condoms and getting pregnant. Say it ain't so. No, that's not it. Its worse. Its a threat of the gravest nature. Its worse than terrorism. Lean in close to your computer screen, this evil must not be spoken around the ears of the innocent.
Actually, the children were not going to speak it. They were going to play it in their marching band. It is the song "Louie Louie." The song was made popular by the Kingsmen in 1963 and investigated by the FBI for two years to determine the lyrics.
I think this morals shit has officially jumped the shark.