Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The World Keeps Getting Weirder

Three lions have rescued a kidnapped twelve year old Ethiopian girl from her abductors. The lions chased off seven men who had taken the girl to force her into marriage. The men were beating the girl when three lions emerged from the forest causing the men to flee. The lions then stood guard over the girl until police arrived. Of course, the men had no choice but to run as everyone knows that a single African lion can defeat at least forty-two Cambodian fighting midgets. What else could they do?

You may wonder how I know about the midgets. Explained here. Debunked here.

Update: Link fixed.

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