Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The President Stinks

It's no wonder the boy king Bush stinks at being president, consider this from US News and World Report:

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

I suppose it's somewhat comforting knowing le dauphin is kept locked in his playpen making fart jokes far, far away from any of the actual decision making. However it is quite disconcerting that the decision making is in fact being made by Cardinal Richelieu Dick Cheney whilst the French Nobility Republican Congress lives in fear of their own collective shadow.

Found via Attaturk, the only other blogger dumb enough to keep the same hours I do.

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