According to Bin Laden’s former sex slave Kola Boof the Saudi native is obsessed with the crack addicts work.
She told Harpers Bazaar: “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.”
"He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."
Apparently Bin Laden wants to convert Bobby Brown’s lady to Islam and shower her with copious amounts of gifts.
Boof said: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."
Bin Laden probably bit off more than he can chew with this one. George Bush may or may not want bin Laden dead, but well, Bobby Brown is just mutherfucking crazy. He is probably already prowling the back roads of South Waziristan looking to go upside Osama's head. Two birds with one stone really. Brown can protect his special lady friend and at the same time acquire enough reward money to buy more blow than even Houston and himself could ever do in a lifetime.