Iraq today named the heads of several of their ministries. The three biggies still have no permanent ministers. They are Electricity, Defense, and Oil. The temporary minister for oil is going to be Ahmed Chalabi. Wait, did I just write that. Jesus, this motherfucker keeps turning up like a bad penny. So, a proven thief and good friend of Cheney is going to be minister of oil.
I gotta go call my broker. I thought Big Oil would be paying for Iraq's oil. If they are going to be stealing it, I want my cut.