Friday, July 21, 2006

Iraq Ratifies New National Anthem


It's a boomiful day in this neighborhood,
A boomiful day for a neighbor.
Would you kill mine?
Could you kill mine?...

It's a neighborly day in this bombed out hood,
A neighborly day for a bombing.
Would you kill mine?
Could you kill mine?...

I've always wanted to kill a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood without you.

So, let's make the most of this boomiful day.
Since we're together they�re gonna pay:
Would you kill mine?
Could you kill mine?
Won't you kill my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you kill my neighbor?

Now can somebody tell the president it's a civil war? Nah, House republicans are too busy crafting that controversial Kittens Are Cute Constitutional Amendment.

1 comment:

mb said...

Somebody ate their Twisted Puffs for breakfast today...

It's not a revolution until they start talking French or calling folks comrade. Maybe next Tuesday.