A Theme Song For The GOP This Fall

The Stale Buzzword Blues

Good governance, Hell no!
What we do, it's all for show.
But, somehow the voters like me no mo'.
November 7th, will they show?

I've got myself The Stale Buzzword Blues.

Remember when Fristy said up or down vote?
Yea, that sure did hit the right note.
Now it sounds like save the whale.
Man o man, that shit's got stale.

And don't you remember 9/11?
3000 good Christians went to Heaven.
And don't you know we gotta stay the course.
Why are you yawning while I flog that dead horse?

Stale buzzwords.
I got the stale buzzwords blues.
Why did these phrases just stop working.
Man, I got no clues.

Don't forget those activist judges.
What happened to your long standing grudges?
Don't you know they'll write new law.
Man, anymore this isn't a draw?

And if you don't watch out those gays will marry.
Bride and groom, both named Harry.
I know you want to hear about family values.
But now hatin' on the gays just gets me boos.

Stale buzzwords.
I got the stale buzzwords blues.
Why did these phrases just stop working?
Man, I got no clues.

Well, I know you care about immigration.
Millions of Mexicans storming the nation.
I'm gonna build us a big ole fence.
Stop, come back, I'm making sense.

And I'm gonna save all of the unborn.
Stop looking at me with all that scorn.
You know it's all about the culture of life.
Hey, look over here, it's Georgie's wife.

Stale buzzwords.
I got the stale buzzwords blues.
Why did these phrases just stop working?
Man, I got no clues.

Get the Ad-man, quick,quick,quick!
Death tax, death tax, make it stick!

Damn, the voters have just moved on.
Looks like my DC days are surely gone!