Thursday, December 21, 2006

Oh No!

Over at The Poorman Institute, where The Editors has running for the White House under the Connecticut For Lieberman party, something troubling has happened. The Editors has left the party and formed his (their?) own separate radical militant? centrist movement.

This will have untold political consequences for centrists everywhere, and the fallout will be radioactive. My gravest fear is that this will lead to ethical cleansing taking shape in the form of centralian violence. Watch the video. The tone is, to say the least, "serious."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That video is perfect. Radical centrism is almost as hot with the kids as passive not-give-a-f*ck-ism. Dinosaurs also are always cool, at any age, especially as spokespersons. Much better than those cavemen on tv.

Anonymous said...

I'll have the roasted duck with mango salsa.