Tired

With scandals abounding in DC, the White House needs a boost. The Washington Post says they are suffering from the inevitable fatigue that comes with working at the White House. Most of the core group of Bush's staff have been there since day one. From the Post:

But at a time when Bush needs his staff to be sharp to help steer past these political shoals and find ways to turn things around, he still has the same core group working since he turned his sights toward the White House. That group includes Card, deputy chief of staff Karl Rove, senior adviser Michael J. Gerson, counselor Dan Bartlett, budget director Joshua B. Bolten, press secretary Scott McClellan and national security adviser Stephen J. Hadley.

Sounds like the boys need a good fluffing. Time to call in a pro. Luckily, porn star Mary Carey is coming back to town this week for the United to Victory Dinner. Her itinerary will include lunch on Wednesday with Karl Rove and dinner with President Bush on Thursday. Don't worry, Bolten only wants to watch, oh wait, I'm thinking of John "Stache" Bolton. [ed note: Even I won't get into the perversities of Michael Bolton here] You may wonder what else Carey will be doing in town. From PM&C:

Carey, who was also a Republican candidate for governor of California, is going to Washington at the invitation of the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). She will meet and interact with key Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas and meeting positive legislative goals.

Pro-family agendas? Like what? Which lube is better to go up your wife's ass with, Astroglide or Anal Ease?