Bake Sale For Justice

The FBI needs some more money because, get this, they can't afford e-mail addresses for all of their agents. I kid you not. Charles Schumer recently addressed this issue. From CNN:

Senator Charles Schumer called for better access to technology for agents.

"The FBI should have the tools it needs to fight terrorism and crime in the 21st century, most of all in New York City, and one of the most effective means of communications is e-mail and the Internet," he said.

"FBI agents not having e-mail or Internet access is much too much a pre-9/11 mentality."

Pre 9/11 mentality? Yea, but from what year? 1995? How, in 2006, can we still have law enforcement agents without this stuff.

So, won't you please participate in my Bake Sale For Justice. After all, how else will these agents find out about off shore gambling opportunities, guaranteed weight loss programs, and sure fired erectile dysfunction cures? Won't you help the agents? Isn't anyone thinking of the agents?