Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Because All Your Vaginas Are Belong To Us

Disclaimer: I'm not making this up and this is not satire.

The Indiana legislature, long fed up with the South's dominance in the field of stupid hillbilly fuckwitism, has proposed legislation regarding reproductive rights. If passed, the new law will make it criminal for an unmarried woman to become pregnant "by means other than sexual intercourse." The law further states that married couples who want to have a child by means of invitrofetilization or other methods must first obtain from a court a "gestational certificate."

I don't think I have ever seen a greater intrusion into the rights of private citizens and particularly women's rights than this proposed law. Any law that mandates that for single women, and for that matter, lesbian couples to get pregnant they have to be ham slammed by a cock is not only morally reprehensible, but is also clearly unconstitutional. If enacted, this law will obviously be struck down by the courts, but it will take time. I wonder if the Indiana legislature would be kind enough to slip in a provision calling for mandatory oral for men from bordering states.

1 comment:

Phlip said...

The Moon over my Hammy was a Denny's creation and is currently illegal in nie southern states where it is considered sodomy.