Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Terror! Terror! Terror!

Oh no, how could this be! Apparently the FBI has broken up a terrorist cell in New Jersey. But I don't understand. Dear Leader told me that if we were not fighting them over there, that they would follow us here. But we are fighting over there and apparently it has nothing to do with their ability to come over here. I'm so confused.

I thought that there was no way they could get out from under our thumb in Iraq, where we have them pinned down. Clearly, the Iranians smuggled them out of Iraq, put them on a drone aircraft where they rode to the Jersey shores ala Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove. It is the only way possible, because we're fighting them there, so they can't come here!

Seriously, kudos to the FBI for stopping these guys, although at this time it is unclear that they had any operational abilities.

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