Senator Santorum
In the past, I've written to implore you to think of the safety of your children concerning your house located in Penn Hills. This time, I'm writing to ask that you consider the burden your house puts on the US Postal Service.
The courageous civil servants of the US Postal Service brave rain, sleet, snow, and your overgrown yard only to find that mail is not deliverable to this address. You also have left no forwarding address which means the Post Office must incur the cost of returning your letter to the sender.
It's truly unfair to these letter bearing patriots to burdens them with your indolence concerning receiving mail.
Also, I saw a Seinfeld rerun last night where Kramer attempted to drop out of the mail system. Apparently the Postal Service takes this sort of thing very serious.
Phlip
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