Thursday, May 25, 2006

2nd Open Letter To Rick Santorum


Senator Santorum

While I previously wrote about the interior of your Penn Hills house, I also must take issue with your lawn as well. As you may or may not know, the flea and tick season is rapidly coming upon us, and the knee high grass at your property as seen above is the perfect habitat for fleas and ticks, which have been known to carry lyme disease.

For the sake of your wife and children, whom you claim occasionally stay at this house, I implore you to have either one of your sham charities or your campaign take time away from buying you groceries or Starbucks coffee long enough to hire a quality lawn service to manicure your lawn. Proper landscaping is one of the precautions the CDC recommends as a safeguard against lyme disease.

Won't you please think of the children?

Phlip

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did you see that direct mail piece for the Weddington campain last year thats headlime said, "But what about the children?"