Keeping You Safe: ATF Edition

redandblack.com bring us this article about the ATF taking down a shadowy black clad assassin of the night. From redandblack.com:

ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

It's unclear from the article whether or not the Coast Guard was called in, and whether any pirates were detained. Of course there's an excellent possibility the ninja killed all the pirates, so it might not have been necessary.

Fucking ninjas. Better add some new provisions to the Patriot Act.