Thursday, January 05, 2006

Saving Souls

Lonnie Latham loves him some cock. Who's Lonnie Latham? He's a senior pastor at the South Tulsa Baptist Church and anti-gay activist who was arrested Tuesday night for soliciting oral sex from a plain clothes policeman.

Latham claims he was set up, and I believe him due to this paragraph from KOCO television 5 in Oklahoma City:

He has also spoken out against same-sex marriage and in support of a Southern Baptist Convention directive urging its 42,000 churches to befriend gays and lesbians and try to convince them that they can become heterosexual "if they accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their 'sinful, destructive lifestyle."

You see, he was just befriending. Apparently, the police haven't read Latham's ten point plan to personally suck the gayness out of every cock in the greater Tulsa area. That's community out reach! Or, at least community out reach around.

1 comment:

MJK said...

Dear Sir:
Filthy language is not news. Why must you insist on using trashy street language to describe these acts. If you must use a word like that, please use tallywacker.