Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Give 'Em Hell Harry

Harry Reid shut down the Senate yesterday to demand resolution into the investigation of prewar failures. FrankenFrist called it a slap to his cold dead face. If Fristybot 5000 had a human tongue he would realize that this is just a taste of things to come. Take off your debutante gloves Frist, the band is playing our song and we’re gonna dance, bitch!

I tried to reach Fristybot for comment, but his internal processor was busy conducting pre-session online trading in his blind trust. Merck has a new erectile dysfunction drug for robots called uprdownathol.

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