Thursday, March 31, 2005
Sorry Pinellas Park, Florida. The Circus Is Leaving Town
Terri Schiavo's lifeless body finally stopped breathing today. That means dozens of protesters need to pack up and find a new home. I kind of think of these people as similar to the ones that follow around the Greatful Dead. Maybe we should call them Fed Heads. Those people beating on drums provide a good beat, but can you dance to it? I wonder if anyone is selling nitrous hits? Can you get good weed? Myself, I'd love to get a taste of those sharpie sales. So what's next, the Pope or Reverend Jerry? I'm gonna guess it's the Reverend Jerry Fastwell, I mean Falwell.