Showing posts with label Duncan Hunter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Duncan Hunter. Show all posts

Friday, February 23, 2007

But Can He Cook?

Ah, a story about my favorite (Not favored, but favorite) candidate. Noted food critic Duncan "Lemon Chicken" Hunter has hired a State Chair for South Carolina. His name is Dr. Henry Jordan who recently said during a State Board Of Education meeting, "Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims, And put that in the minutes,"

The Board was kind enough to not actually put it in the minutes, but a FOIA got hold of a tape of the meeting with the remarks intact.

When confronted about the remarks, Jordan played the frustration card, which is quickly becoming as hot as rehab. From We Are Family:

"I was expressing my frustration. We can't teach basic Christianity even from a historical standpoint, but they can teach about Muslims and Buddhists," he said. "They can teach any kind of cult. Buddhism is a cult. So is Islam. I'm getting a little tired of it."

In a television interview Friday, Jordan said no one wants to be tolerant of Christians, although Christians are expected to tolerate other religions, adding: "I did not wish these two religious groups any ill will."

Jordan plans to offer a proposal at the next board meeting to allow students to vote to display the commandments at their school and to pay for it with private money.

"What I want to do is promote Christianity as the only true religion," he said. "This nation was founded to worship, honor and glorify Jesus Christ, not Mohammed, not Buddha."

Jordan ought to see if those kids can raise some money to get himself a copy of those ten commandments, I'm pretty sure thou shalt not kill is in there somewhere.

And seriously, can he cook?

Thursday, January 25, 2007

He's In It To Lose It


I generally ignore candidates announcing their candidacies for president, but then again, it's not every day that a candidate as amusing as noted food critic Duncan "Lemon Chicken" Hunter enters the race.

As you can see from the graphic, it looks as if Hunter might already have that key WWII flying ace demographic sewn up seeing as he has the crucial Chuck Yeager endorsement. (Mmm, Jager)

By the way, that's a terrible picture to use for this roll out. It seems to convey the message that I'm going to lecture you and if you don't like it, tough shit. I'm sure they thought it showed Hunter's toughness, but it ended up portraying him as a jackass.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Obamarama

While these things are hardly scientific, ABC News has a poll up asking who you would vote for if the 2008 presidential election were held today. As expected, laughable candidate Duncan "Lemon Chicken" Hunter is running 20th out of twenty candidates listed. No Go Joe Biden is currently 10th, running quite a bit behind "Other." Barack Obama leads.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Severe Delusions Of Grandeur

Duncan Hunter, California Congressman and noted food critic, is forming an exploratory committee to see about a 2008 run for the White House. Well, I guess there isn't anybody running yet to take advantage of the Not-Quite-Indicted wing of the republican party.

The funniest line in the article is, "Hunter's announcement comes as a surprise to leadership in the Republican Party in Washington." No kidding.

What the hell is this guy thinking?