Meet The (Potential) Capital Kids

Meet the Corkers. Bob is running for the Senate in Tennessee. That's Julia on the far right. I wonder what she does for fun?

Dad, I think she's gonna cork her.

Calm down Russ, she's not gonna cork her.

Dad, I think she's gonna cork her.

She , she may cork her Russ.

It is pretty clear that if Bob Corker gets elected to the Senate, he will favor legislation to turn your little girl into a lesbian.